Here is the up to the minute from TMZ, that always reliable source of breaking news from outer space:
Michaele Salahi was NEVER abducted ... so say police in Virginia ... who claim Michaele has contacted law enforcement and told them she DID NOT want her husband to know where she was.
The Warren County Sheriff's Dept. just released a statement saying one of their deputies spoke with Michaele .... and "She seemed calm, was engaged in conversation, and assured the deputy that she had left the residence with a good friend and was where she wanted to be."
We could deduce from this that Michaele maybe decided to take a walk join her lover. If it's a pre-auction publicity stunt, it worked. Or maybe she's in search of voodoo to bring the vines back to life.
Thank you for this, Michaele, on a day with so much pain and suffering in the world. I hope wherever you are it is where you want to be.