I'm watching Piers Morgan interview Howard Stern. Howard is good, of course. He's the star of this show. Piers is trying too hard. He did almost too much homework and wants us to know. But somehow he's not the star of his own show. I can't figure out what makes his talent unique, the way Howard's talent is unique, or Larry King's talent was unique. He seems, at first blush, not knowing anything about him, a roly poly dude with a British accent, like so many other roly poly dudes with Brit accents.
What makes him any different from Ryan Seacrest? Actually, I'd rather watch Ryan. Could it be CNN tried to get Ryan, he said know, so they went for Piers? Piers would be okay on the red carpet, asking celebs about who made the dress, loaned the jewels, did the hair.
Why did they change the set into just another fleeting television interview set? Why didn't they keep Larry's set concept, upgrade it a little, and go live? LIVE? Why is not live? That was the franchise. Can Piers not do live?
I should be fair to Piers. All I know about him is that he's in the clip of the singer who did so well on that British talent show. It seems to me he became famous in the reflection of her awesome fame. (Though I can't recall her name) CNN did a lot of hoopla in the run up to this week's debut, almost too much. I wasn't impressed with his first booking, Oprah, only because she wasn't exactly a tough "get" and he got her at the end of her promo run. Where's the coup in that? Howard's a bigger coup, but Howard's eager to be out there now to promote his new deal with Sirius.
I will say this about Piers. He makes Anderson Cooper into the new jewel in the crown of CNN. I'll say this, too. The job to have is to be the guy who replaces Piers. Or the woman. But you get my drift.
Mostly I feel ho hum. I'm watching because I'm home, in bed, on meds, and there's nothing else on. But otherwise I wouldn't even remember to look for the show. Again, Anderson comes on like Cronkite after Piers.
Far far more perceptive than anything I have to say is Hank Steuver's smart review in The Washington Post today.