TONIGHT: VALENTINE'S COOKIES, NIP SLIPS & "ADEQUATELY COVERED" GENITALS

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02/10/2013

TONIGHT: VALENTINE'S COOKIES, NIP SLIPS & "ADEQUATELY COVERED" GENITALS

Met for drinks this evening with my friend Brian Noyes, owner of Warrenton's Red Truck Bakery. Look what he brought! A box of cookie weapons. This is precisely how I never start the calorie reduction I always plan to begin TONIGHT or TOMORROW. Clearly this will be TOMORROW, because what's better than being curled up on the sofa with a box of Valentine's cookies while tuned into the red carpet arrivals at the Grammy Awards?

I plan to scrutinizie the talent to see whether they disobey the new rules. i.e., no side boob, no nip slips, and "adequately covered" genital "regions." That's regions discrimination, I swear. How'm I gonna get dressed to go out at night in DC if these rules make it to our shores? DC needs nip slips, side boob and inadequately covered genital regions. Ha. Angelina Leg, too.

BTW, when GR's are inadequately covered, try this trick that's out of fashion in 2013 but was popular with the ancients - pubic hair.

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