I Wanted To Do A Selfie With This Guy But His Nose Was Too Damned Big

I wanted to do a selfie with this guy but when I put my iPhone in position it was impossible to get in his nose and my face. Where did I meet him, you ask? Isn't it entirely logical? The opening night of the auto show, of course. Someone said he is their theme or mascot this year. What industry in the business of selling would align with a dinosaur? Even the fossil fuels angle doesn't work. Oh, well. He had a handler. I asked if there was a human inside or whether it was a robot. He said, "it has human elements." Okay, that means there was some dude inside. Seriously hoping the pay exceeds minimum wage. 

My closest friends say, "Carol, you could find a man but you're too picky." Well, yes, I have reason to be, a lucky encounter with my soulmate that became 20 years of happy marriage. Still. I'm open to possibilities. Meaning, maybe I should be less judgmental about dinosaurs?

Look, we're a cute couple and he liked me with winter hat hair, no make-up and dressed for sub-freezing temps. Maybe?

More about the auto show tomorrow on washingtonian.com.